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"Funny and weirdly empowering. Got some laughs at the gym." - Anthony B. USA
“I’m Not Going Bald” T-shirt ~ Break the silence before they do.
“I’m Not Going Bald” T-shirt ~ Break the silence before they do.
✔️ Bold design that turns heads and starts conversations
✔️ Premium cotton feel – soft, breathable, and built to last
✔️ Fade-resistant print that keeps the joke alive, wash after wash
Size Chart
Size Chart
| SIZE | HEIGHT (FEET) |
SHOULDER (INCHES) |
LENGTH (INCHES) |
CHEST (INCHES) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 5'5" - 5'8.1" | 16.9 | 24.4 | 35-37 |
| M | 5'8.1" - 5'10.1" | 17.7 | 25.2 | 38-40 |
| L | 5'10.1" - 6'0.05" | 18.9 | 26 | 41-43 |
| XL | 6'0.05" - 6'2" | 20.1 | 26.8 | 44-46 |
| 2XL | 6'2" - 6'4" | 21.3 | 27.6 | 47-49 |
| 3XL | 6'2" - 6'4" | 22.5 | 28.4 | 50-52 |
| 4XL | 6'2" - 6'4" | 23.7 | 29.2 | 53-55 |
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DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
The "I’m Not Going Bald" T-Shirt brings humor and confidence together in one bold statement piece.
Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and wants to turn heads. The slogan print makes it a standout addition to any casual wardrobe, whether you're out with friends or just embracing your own vibe.
Its comfortable fit and fade-resistant graphic ensure long-lasting wear and laughs, making it a great gift or personal pick for those who don’t take life too seriously.
Own your look, own your hairline—or lack of—and wear it with pride.
HOW TO STYLE IT
HOW TO STYLE IT
Pair this tee with jeans or shorts for a relaxed, everyday outfit.
Layer it under a jacket or flannel for a street-smart, layered look.
Wear it solo with confidence—let the shirt do the talking.
WHAT'S INCLUDED
WHAT'S INCLUDED
1x “I’m Not Going Bald” Premium Cotton T-Shirt
Warning: May Cause Stares and Chuckles
Designed for the Brave (and Bald-ish)
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Humor That Hits First
This tee sets the tone before you even speak. With sharp wit printed on breathable cotton, it's perfect for anyone who’s self-aware and proud of it. Light, durable, and built to wear with confidence.
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Wear the Truth
Tailored for comfort, backed by boldness. Whether you’re dodging comments or owning your look, this statement piece keeps things light—on your head and on your chest.
Quit Hiding Under Hats!
If the comments are coming anyway, this tee lets you own the moment with confidence and humor. The “I’m Not Going Bald” shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s your comeback, ready to wear.